Shaving Prints

'Our business model is very simple. When sales dip, we add another blade.'

A handlebar moustache.

Drunk Barber

'Really' Old Razors.

'Before he grew his beard, Kris Kringle was know as St 'Nick', patron saint of people who cut themselves shaving.'

Accident with razor blades.

'Dear? I put a nice new blade in that old razor of yours, did you notice?'

Bela Lugosi Shaves.

'Careful, the aftershave is flammable.'

Man uses Sleek Razors

'It was a pretty bad cut.'

Man accidentally cuts of his head with his new razor.

"I'll be glad when I get rid of this handover!"

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

'Oh, one of those tough guys with a mustache, eh?'

'I thought shaving would make me look sexy. Now I just bump into things.'

"Is it a good idea to use an open razor after drinking so much at last nights party, Dear?"

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

'You missed a spot, Honey...'

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

Barber of Seville

AraBIC razor

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

Man with stubble that reads: 'Shave me.'

'Cut himself shaving.'

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

Axes 'R' Us Store

"It was four forty-nine on a Wednesday evening and my five o'clock shadow as ready to pounce."

Movember

Cut Throat Price

"Give yourself a little cut darling. He wants a chance to patch you up."

Shaving Accidents

Man makes a foam beard when shaving.

Barber of Seville kit

"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."