Laser Hair Removal Pillows

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

Drunk Barber

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

Business man sees himself as a shark

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

Can I ask you a question, man-to-man? Sure, little buddy. What do "man-to-man talks" usually consist of? What? I've never really had one, I don't think. What usually goes into them? Sports? Shaving? Carburetors? A little of this, a little of that. There's a proper ratio, of course. I'm not good at math.

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

Barber of Seville

'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'

"Can you just give me a quick trim?"

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

'Dang. I cut my ear off and I have no idea where my styptic pencil is.'

Axes 'R' Us Store

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

'Lasik surgery is VERY affordable nowadays...UNLESS YOU'RE A FLY!'

'Time to go home. My beard's reached the three disposable razors worth stage.'

'You missed a spot, Honey...'