Laser Hair Removal Mugs

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Drunk Barber

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

Business man sees himself as a shark

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

Barber of Seville

"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'

"Can you just give me a quick trim?"

'Dang. I cut my ear off and I have no idea where my styptic pencil is.'

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

Axes 'R' Us Store

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

'Time to go home. My beard's reached the three disposable razors worth stage.'

Man having difficulty shaving

Hair club for men.