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'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

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"No, Doris, not implants!"

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Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

Do you think I'm sixty?

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

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"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

'You do Botox?'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

'Botox...'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

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Mirror mirror...

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

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"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'