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'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

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Epic Battles

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

Do you think I'm sixty?

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

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'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

'You do Botox?'

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

Body Building

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Mirror mirror...

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

'Botox...'

Might be time to lighten up on those collagen implants, hon.

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

'There was no more putting it off; breast reduction time.'