Lasers Pillows

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

"For a laser technician, you're not very focused."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

High School Science Project Competition

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"He's an indoor cat."

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

"He did well with his eye exam but was disappointed to find out that laser surgery won't help out his score when he plays laser tag."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'

'I want to be a philosopher Mum: Lots of thinking and no physical work...'

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

"I'd really let myself go. I hadn't shaved in days."

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

John's Laser Shop and Eye Patches 4 U Shops

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

'It's just a laser pointer, Mr. President. It's not a little mouse. Don't let people distract you with these things...Mr. President?..Hello!?'

"There's a tattoo here that wants to have its person removed."

"...I'll just take the day off."

"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"

'Well, yes, sometimes there can be side effects to laser eye surgery!'

"I'm thinking of installing some strobe lights to make it look like he's moving."

"Come on, what's Christmas without special effects?"

Laser Beam Playing Record.

"Now, without chasing it, I want you to follow the laser dot."

'It's supposed to be the most fun place on earth.'

'It's not the boring company meetings that make me go crazy...it's those presentations with the laser light pointers!'

"I love how science fiction movies feature these hi-tech laser pointers."