Light-hearted Laser Lover Pillows

John's Laser Shop and Eye Patches 4 U Shops

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

Epic Battles

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

Preachers with far too much input

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"Let's say that's better without, shall we?"

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

Surgical equipment burning a hole through the table.

"Tab! Control yourself! For God's sake just look away!"

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

'Isn't it great to learn traditional skills passed down through the ages? Hand me the laser knife, please.'

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

'... and do you, Linda, promise to look up the word 'fellatio' in the dictionary?'

'Well, so much for the ump. Higgins, go tell the P.A. announcer to warn the spectators about the irresponsible use of laser pointers.'

"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"

'Well, yes, sometimes there can be side effects to laser eye surgery!'

High School Science Project Competition

"Wrong hole!"

'Don't look now, but there's my former flame.'

"Come on, what's Christmas without special effects?"

"Wait - leave it on."

Laser Beam Playing Record.

"We'd never get these little dogies to Tucson without a laser pointer."

"Now, without chasing it, I want you to follow the laser dot."

"This is it, Mittens! The ultimate laser pointer!"

'It's not the boring company meetings that make me go crazy...it's those presentations with the laser light pointers!'

The more things change, the more they stay the same.