Hair Removal Gifts

'This won't hurt.'

'I need something to remove the hair on my chinny chin chin.'

"I'm waxing my armpits, do you like it?"

"We should have stuck with the Squad tattoos rather than Brazillian wax jobs!"

Haircuts

"Absolutely not!"

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

Curling your hair for no reason

Drunk Barber

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

Business man sees himself as a shark

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Two men in barber shop

"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

'Having trouble with the shaver?'

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

Barber of Seville

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

Bobo's Barber Shop

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

"The Closer, Cleaner, Smoother Reaper."