Hair Loss Gifts

'You call it 'Bald', I call it 'Evolution'!'

'Please visit my website.'

'Great wig. Where did you get it?.'

Hair club for men.

"Robert is losing his hair...and his mind simultaneously."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"Our Big Hairy Audacious Goal is balding."

"I'm here for the hair."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Snail Pattern Balding.

The barber

Male Pattern Baldness

"Put it under your pillow, and maybe you'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

'Give it to me straight, Doc, what are the chances of a recession?'

"Wig or the wisp?"

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

"Excuse Brian, but he's started to lose his hair."

"If it weren't for lobby security tapes I wouldn't even know I had a bald spot on the top of my head."

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

'Perfect.'

"You're not losing your hair Dad, it's right here in your comb."

'Is throwing a toupee a technical foul?'