Hair Removal Expert Gifts

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"I noticed a few browns."

The Organic

The Hair Stylist of Seville

Hairstyles

"Look on the bright side – the Rogaine worked!"

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

New Hair Cloning Technology.

Facial hair continental drift.

Boxer's Hair Styles.

''Just face it - you're going bald.'

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

'Which box did you put the kids in?'

"Pulling out the thorn was easy. What I'm most proud of is the hair transplant."

The Moving Company.

"I'm not letting down my hair, I'm just overdue for a trim."

"We should have stuck with the Squad tattoos rather than Brazillian wax jobs!"

'I need something to remove the hair on my chinny chin chin.'

'Well, would ya' look at this. Typical movers! I sure hope the kids are OK.'

"Listen to my horoscope in this issue of 'Wig and Weaves'. . ."

"I need you to take over while I'm on the road to fuller, thicker hair."

"I'm waxing my armpits, do you like it?"

Unusual Examples of Male Pattern Baldness

"This is my version of 'The Age of Innocence.'"

After inserting Bob's fortieth plug, the doctor installed a surge protector, just to be on the safe side.

Men load a sofa into truck while their colleague takes it easy.

"If men spent time on hair removal, nothing would ever happen in the world, ever."