Personal Hygiene Advocates Pillows

Stinking Rich

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

The Cougher

The Brothers Grime

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

New Twenty Blades

Shaving

You have the worst spring breath.

Queen Kong

Wash your hands

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

In the art gallery

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Team medic spraying deodorant

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

A day in the life of a dish sink

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria