Hand Hygiene Advocate Pillows

Isn't it nice to exchange some good old-fashioned germs again?

Harvard Surgeons - Class of 2019

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

The Cougher

Whack-a-molecule

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

Hand sanitizer

You have the worst spring breath.

Wash your hands

Queen Kong

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

A day in the life of a dish sink

"Did you wash your hands?"

Criminal Germs

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

"I'm Hygienia, the good witch of the north."

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"I don't want you swimming in the ocean -- it's a toilet that hasn't been flushed in 4 billion years."

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

Please Don't Wash Your Hands While Driving

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'