Feminine Hygiene Advocate Pillows

Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".

Queen Kong

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

The Cougher

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Wash your hands

You have the worst spring breath.

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

In the art gallery

May the force be with you

Menopause and the City

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Groups of menopausal women in clinic.

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

A day in the life of a dish sink

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Criminal Germs

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."