Feminine Hygiene Advocate Pillows

Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".

Queen Kong

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

The Cougher

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Wash your hands

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

Soap Versus Coronavirus

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Relax, Dad... I'll put your toothbrush away when I'm done. I always do."

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

In the art gallery

Groups of menopausal women in clinic.

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

'Mom, why do I have to wash both hands? I only eat with one of them.'

Criminal Germs

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

A day in the life of a dish sink

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

'Are you sure you washed this salad?'

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'