Dental Hygiene Advocate Pillows

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

'God speacks to Reg Dibner' "...and don't forget to clean your teeth, sonny"

The Cougher

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

You have the worst spring breath.

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

"I'm Hygienia, the good witch of the north."

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

"I know you haven't been flossing. Your electronic toothbrush has been tweeting me."

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

'Little girls are made of sugar and spice. Does the American Dental Association know about this?'

'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

'This icy wind makes having sensitive teeth really painful...'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"I'd like a set like these, my wife's a terrible cook."

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

'I don't mind providing the snacks every week for the club. I'm just so honored you'd let a dentist be a member at all.'

The Tooth Fairy on Vacation. Museum of Natural History.

Leaving my favorite restaurant, I note rats arriving for the night shift.

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

(Cursing symbols)! Did I have a piece of spinach stuck to my tusk the whole date?

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."

'You must be joking. £700 for a floss and polish.'

'Beware of the Dog poo'

Castaway with popcorn holds up sign: 'SEND DENTAL FLOSS'.

"Charles, you have some corn stuck in your teeth."

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

'Yummo Toothpaste contains no caffeine, and cleans your teeth better than Coke or Pepsi!'