Dental Hygiene Advocate Pillows

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

'God speacks to Reg Dibner' "...and don't forget to clean your teeth, sonny"

The Cougher

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

"I know you haven't been flossing. Your electronic toothbrush has been tweeting me."

"I'm Hygienia, the good witch of the north."

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'Little girls are made of sugar and spice. Does the American Dental Association know about this?'

'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'This icy wind makes having sensitive teeth really painful...'

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'You must be joking. £700 for a floss and polish.'

'I don't mind providing the snacks every week for the club. I'm just so honored you'd let a dentist be a member at all.'

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

Leaving my favorite restaurant, I note rats arriving for the night shift.

'Beware of the Dog poo'

Castaway with popcorn holds up sign: 'SEND DENTAL FLOSS'.

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

'There - smell that? Is that just me, or did we both forget to brush our teeth this morning?'

Dracula's breath...