Dental Health Advocates Pillows

Failed Career Choices.

"Our war is against cancer."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

Sick

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

World Health Organization

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

"I know you haven't been flossing. Your electronic toothbrush has been tweeting me."

Remember to always brush your teeth!

Cuba increases mass vaccination

The Hypocrisy of the Smoking Ban

New York Declares Measles Public Health Emergency

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'

'Little girls are made of sugar and spice. Does the American Dental Association know about this?'

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

'This icy wind makes having sensitive teeth really painful...'

Dentists on Holiday

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

"On the bright side, you are embracing aging magnificently."

"I'd like a set like these, my wife's a terrible cook."

'You must be joking. £700 for a floss and polish.'

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."