Dental Health Advocate Pillows

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'I see he's still self conscious about those braces on his teeth.'

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

'This icy wind makes having sensitive teeth really painful...'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'I don't mind providing the snacks every week for the club. I'm just so honored you'd let a dentist be a member at all.'

'My canine tooth is killing me!'

'You must be joking. £700 for a floss and polish.'

"Maybe cut down on the nectar and ambrosia a bit…"

"Would you like a pain killer before i give you your bill."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Vaccine

Covid and the Vaccines

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

Preventive medicine.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Vaccines vs Variants

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'