Dental Care Activist Pillows

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'So if you DO break up which of you will be keeping the untreated patients and bankrupt hospitals?'

"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"

"We tried every fix the insurance companies allow but it still won't fly!"

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'Nothing about universal health care?'

"I know you haven't been flossing. Your electronic toothbrush has been tweeting me."

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

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'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'

'Little girls are made of sugar and spice. Does the American Dental Association know about this?'

"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

We can learn a lot from Macdonalds says Birmingham PCT director of service development.

'This icy wind makes having sensitive teeth really painful...'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'