Dental Care Activist Gifts

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'Excuse me, sir. Could you spare $2000,000 to treat an uninsurable pre-existing condition?'

'The surgery is expensive. We'll have to numb you from the wallet down.'

"You always said nothing would ever come between us."

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"We tried every fix the insurance companies allow but it still won't fly!"

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'So if you DO break up which of you will be keeping the untreated patients and bankrupt hospitals?'

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

The world of medicine as we know it, will end soon.

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

Vernon has a Floss with Death

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

'Nothing about universal health care?'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

"Please point out the problem tooth."

"I know you haven't been flossing. Your electronic toothbrush has been tweeting me."

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

'Little girls are made of sugar and spice. Does the American Dental Association know about this?'

'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'

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"Wool is O.K. but there's a fortune in dental floss."

We can learn a lot from Macdonalds says Birmingham PCT director of service development.

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

'This icy wind makes having sensitive teeth really painful...'