Social Advocate For Oral Hygiene Gifts

'There - smell that? Is that just me, or did we both forget to brush our teeth this morning?'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

Grassy breath?

Remember to always brush your teeth!

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

'Little girls are made of sugar and spice. Does the American Dental Association know about this?'

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'This icy wind makes having sensitive teeth really painful...'

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

'I don't mind providing the snacks every week for the club. I'm just so honored you'd let a dentist be a member at all.'

'You must be joking. £700 for a floss and polish.'

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

Toothbrush Superhero.

A hasty waste or tasty paste.

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

'I need a new tooth brush.'

'-and who's next?'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'