Oral Health Activist Gifts

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

"Our war is against cancer."

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

Tree of Life

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

New York Declares Measles Public Health Emergency

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

The Hypocrisy of the Smoking Ban

'Little girls are made of sugar and spice. Does the American Dental Association know about this?'

A Message from the Sponsors: Enjoy a delicious burger & soft drink before the next race.

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'This icy wind makes having sensitive teeth really painful...'

We can learn a lot from Macdonalds says Birmingham PCT director of service development.

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

Toothbrush Superhero.

'I don't mind providing the snacks every week for the club. I'm just so honored you'd let a dentist be a member at all.'

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

'You must be joking. £700 for a floss and polish.'

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

'You're deliberately putting yourself at risk of ill health by being over 65...'

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

National Asthma Society Parade

"It's the modern dentist's name for x-rays."

Flattening the Curves

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

"It's totally unfair! I can't vape but you can cook with gas?!"