Oral Health Activist Gifts

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

"Our war is against cancer."

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

Sick

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

Tree of Life

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

New York Declares Measles Public Health Emergency

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

The Hypocrisy of the Smoking Ban

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

A Message from the Sponsors: Enjoy a delicious burger & soft drink before the next race.

'Little girls are made of sugar and spice. Does the American Dental Association know about this?'

'You should have come to me sooner.'

We can learn a lot from Macdonalds says Birmingham PCT director of service development.

'This icy wind makes having sensitive teeth really painful...'

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

'I don't mind providing the snacks every week for the club. I'm just so honored you'd let a dentist be a member at all.'

'You must be joking. £700 for a floss and polish.'

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

"I'd like a set like these, my wife's a terrible cook."

Toothbrush Superhero.

'You're deliberately putting yourself at risk of ill health by being over 65...'

'Yummo Toothpaste contains no caffeine, and cleans your teeth better than Coke or Pepsi!'

Carcinoco

"It's the modern dentist's name for x-rays."

"It's totally unfair! I can't vape but you can cook with gas?!"

National Asthma Society Parade

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'