Oral Health Advocate Gifts

The Toothless Fairy

'Little girls are made of sugar and spice. Does the American Dental Association know about this?'

Dentist hugs a large tooth

'My tooth hurts.' 'The green one?'

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

"It's always a candy bar and a toothbrush...she's my dentist."

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Prostate: 51st State

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Covid and the Vaccines

Vaccine

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

30 Days Has Movember

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Man reads note, which reads: Have been diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease, I don't know where your dinner is.

"The cape comes off too."

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Preventive medicine.

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

Regardless children just want to fit in.