Oral Health Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'

Geppetto taught Pinocchio the value of dental hygiene --- Although flossing continued to be a challenge.

Dental Clinic. Uh-oh, we won't be able to drill our way out of this!

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

Toothbrush Superhero.

'You've got a serious cavity in your tooth, Sir!'

'Stop whining. The burning means it's working.'

Dentist.

'When I said 'rinse and spit,' I meant in the sink.'

'How am I looking?'

"It doesn't actually work. But it's a great motivator for people to take better care of their teeth."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

Toothless Meal

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

Floss Street Vendor

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'Must you always point out my floss?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

Grassy breath?

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'