Oral Health Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

Toothbrush Superhero.

'You've got a serious cavity in your tooth, Sir!'

'Stop whining. The burning means it's working.'

Dentist.

'When I said 'rinse and spit,' I meant in the sink.'

'How am I looking?'

"It doesn't actually work. But it's a great motivator for people to take better care of their teeth."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Toothless Meal

Dentist's Office: 'I know that $3,280 hurt you more than it did me, Dad.'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

"Yes, use an electric toothbrush but you still have to floss."

Floss Street Vendor

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Grassy breath?

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'