Dental Hygiene Advocates Gifts

Dracula's breath...

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

"I know you haven't been flossing. Your electronic toothbrush has been tweeting me."

'Little girls are made of sugar and spice. Does the American Dental Association know about this?'

'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

'This icy wind makes having sensitive teeth really painful...'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."

'You must be joking. £700 for a floss and polish.'

'I don't mind providing the snacks every week for the club. I'm just so honored you'd let a dentist be a member at all.'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

Castaway with popcorn holds up sign: 'SEND DENTAL FLOSS'.

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

'There - smell that? Is that just me, or did we both forget to brush our teeth this morning?'

"Which toothbrush is mine? The red or the green? I can never remember, Nelly?"

"Do you smoke or drink coffee?"

'Ta da! A preview of coming extractions!'

Rebel fighter using dissident toothpaste.