Dental Care Advocates Gifts

Will work for dental plan.

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

Toothless Meal

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'Must you always point out my floss?'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

"The boss says after this you're gonna have to start flossing for yourself."

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

"I know you haven't been flossing. Your electronic toothbrush has been tweeting me."

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'

'Little girls are made of sugar and spice. Does the American Dental Association know about this?'

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'This icy wind makes having sensitive teeth really painful...'

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'