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Dracula's breath...

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

"I know you haven't been flossing. Your electronic toothbrush has been tweeting me."

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

'Little girls are made of sugar and spice. Does the American Dental Association know about this?'

'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'

'You should have come to me sooner.'

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'This icy wind makes having sensitive teeth really painful...'

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

'You must be joking. £700 for a floss and polish.'

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

'I don't mind providing the snacks every week for the club. I'm just so honored you'd let a dentist be a member at all.'

The Tooth Fairy on Vacation. Museum of Natural History.

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

"Don't get too excited. Getting a filling does not make you a cyborg."

"I'd like a set like these, my wife's a terrible cook."

Castaway with popcorn holds up sign: 'SEND DENTAL FLOSS'.

"Charles, you have some corn stuck in your teeth."

'There - smell that? Is that just me, or did we both forget to brush our teeth this morning?'

'Yummo Toothpaste contains no caffeine, and cleans your teeth better than Coke or Pepsi!'

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

"Do you smoke or drink coffee?"

"It's always a candy bar and a toothbrush...she's my dentist."

'Ta da! A preview of coming extractions!'