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'There - smell that? Is that just me, or did we both forget to brush our teeth this morning?'

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

Grassy breath?

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

'Little girls are made of sugar and spice. Does the American Dental Association know about this?'

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'This icy wind makes having sensitive teeth really painful...'

Toothbrush Superhero.

The Tooth Fairy on Vacation. Museum of Natural History.

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

"I'd like a set like these, my wife's a terrible cook."

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

'I don't mind providing the snacks every week for the club. I'm just so honored you'd let a dentist be a member at all.'

'You must be joking. £700 for a floss and polish.'

A hasty waste or tasty paste.

'Yummo Toothpaste contains no caffeine, and cleans your teeth better than Coke or Pepsi!'

'Brush with Calgote' Hmmm...

'-and who's next?'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'