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'You should have come to me sooner.'

"Our war is against cancer."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

Sick

"And I thought I was toxic. . ."

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

Profits for Big Pharma

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

Corporate person hood!

World Health Organization

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

New York Declares Measles Public Health Emergency

"Why not?"

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

"I know you haven't been flossing. Your electronic toothbrush has been tweeting me."

The Hypocrisy of the Smoking Ban

Remember to always brush your teeth!

Cuba increases mass vaccination

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

'Little girls are made of sugar and spice. Does the American Dental Association know about this?'

'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'This icy wind makes having sensitive teeth really painful...'

"On the bright side, you are embracing aging magnificently."

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

'You must be joking. £700 for a floss and polish.'

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."

Toothbrush Superhero.

"I'd like a set like these, my wife's a terrible cook."