Mouth Health Advocates Pillows

'You should have come to me sooner.'

"Our war is against cancer."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

"And I thought I was toxic. . ."

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

Corporate person hood!

Profits for Big Pharma

World Health Organization

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

"I know you haven't been flossing. Your electronic toothbrush has been tweeting me."

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

The Hypocrisy of the Smoking Ban

Cuba increases mass vaccination

New York Declares Measles Public Health Emergency

Remember to always brush your teeth!

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

"Why not?"

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'

'Little girls are made of sugar and spice. Does the American Dental Association know about this?'

'This icy wind makes having sensitive teeth really painful...'

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'You must be joking. £700 for a floss and polish.'

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

"On the bright side, you are embracing aging magnificently."

Give up Smoking!

'I don't mind providing the snacks every week for the club. I'm just so honored you'd let a dentist be a member at all.'

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."