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Failed Career Choices.

"Our war is against cancer."

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

World Health Organization

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

Cuba increases mass vaccination

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

"I know you haven't been flossing. Your electronic toothbrush has been tweeting me."

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

The Hypocrisy of the Smoking Ban

Remember to always brush your teeth!

New York Declares Measles Public Health Emergency

'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'

'Little girls are made of sugar and spice. Does the American Dental Association know about this?'

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

Dentists on Holiday

'This icy wind makes having sensitive teeth really painful...'

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."

Toothbrush Superhero.

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

'I know! He has the worst breath!'

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

"Sir, do you have any idea how slow you were going?"