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'50 for 5 minutes extraction.' 'I'll go slow next time.'

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

Dentist Training School.

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

World Health Organization

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

'Mind that molar, careful of that canine...'

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

"That's a misconception. The key to salvation is, and always has been, daily flossing."

'Here's a new toothbrush...I've been using that one on the dog's teeth!'

Remember to always brush your teeth!

'It wasn't the strength of your argument. It was your breath.'

Yoga Dentist has sign on wall: 'Open Mouth Insert Foot'

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

Cuba increases mass vaccination

"I know you haven't been flossing. Your electronic toothbrush has been tweeting me."

'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'

'Little girls are made of sugar and spice. Does the American Dental Association know about this?'

'You should have come to me sooner.'

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'This icy wind makes having sensitive teeth really painful...'

'I don't mind providing the snacks every week for the club. I'm just so honored you'd let a dentist be a member at all.'

"I'd like a set like these, my wife's a terrible cook."

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."

'We can only offer you our basic dental plan: this dental floss and a pack of sugar-free gum.'

Toothbrush Superhero.

'Maybe you should stay away from dental humour.'

"On the bright side, you are embracing aging magnificently."

"I believe an effective decay-preventive dentifrice when used a conscientious program of oral hygiene can be of significant value and so does my horse."

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"