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'I'm afraid I have bad news for you. That sweet tooth has got to come out.'

'I'm the good witch, and this is my house - made entirely out of dental care products.'

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

"He won't listen to me. Tell him the benefits of flossing."

"I know you haven't been flossing. Your electronic toothbrush has been tweeting me."

'Hey, why am I strapped down?'

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."

'Sorry, management didn't approve a dental plan, but we will give employees a discount on floss.'

Dental Clinic: Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is.

"I see you've finished your sugary desserts, can I interest you in some chewing gum?"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Obama Healthcare.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'

Vaccine

Covid and the Vaccines

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Budget

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

"This is for the pain and these are for the side effects."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Doctors Discussion

30 Days Has Movember

Healthcare declaration

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Uncle Sam: I want you..to live and pay taxes...stop smoking!