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"I'm trying to get the terrible taste of this mouthwash out of my mouth."

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Grassy breath?

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

Toothbrush Superhero.

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

The Tooth Fairy on Vacation. Museum of Natural History.

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

"Charles, you have some corn stuck in your teeth."

Castaway with popcorn holds up sign: 'SEND DENTAL FLOSS'.

'There - smell that? Is that just me, or did we both forget to brush our teeth this morning?'

'-and who's next?'

'You don't do faith healing do you?'

'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.'

'I need a new tooth brush.'

"I thought you didn't have any toothpicks?"

"I'd really let myself go. I hadn't shaved in days."

'Yummo Toothpaste contains no caffeine, and cleans your teeth better than Coke or Pepsi!'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

A hasty waste or tasty paste.

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'