Oral Hygiene Critic Mugs

Start their day with a chuckle—our mugs for the oral hygiene critic feature witty smiles and clever dental puns that will make their morning routine a little brighter and a lot more fun.

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"I'm trying to get the terrible taste of this mouthwash out of my mouth."

"I'm trying to get the terrible taste of this mouthwash out of my mouth."

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

No Cavity Club/No New Gum Receding Club

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

'You're not supposed to use 'dental floss' on dentures!'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

"You've got a bit of thong caught between your front teeth."

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

'Most of the dental floss gets thrown out on used. No wonder I'm always broke.'

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

"A foot bath after a long hard day at work is really nice!"

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

Grassy breath?

Grassy breath?

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

Three little pig's wolf has bad breath

Toothbrush Superhero.

Toothbrush Superhero.

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

"Thanks, Doc- you've put me back in business."

The Tooth Fairy on Vacation. Museum of Natural History.

The Tooth Fairy on Vacation. Museum of Natural History.

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

'I used some of that stripy toothpaste. Now I have striped teeth!'

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

"If you won't brush or floss could you at least run your tongue over your teeth once in a while?"

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

"Charles, you have some corn stuck in your teeth."

"Charles, you have some corn stuck in your teeth."

Castaway with popcorn holds up sign: 'SEND DENTAL FLOSS'.

Castaway with popcorn holds up sign: 'SEND DENTAL FLOSS'.

'There - smell that? Is that just me, or did we both forget to brush our teeth this morning?'

'There - smell that? Is that just me, or did we both forget to brush our teeth this morning?'

'-and who's next?'

'-and who's next?'

'You don't do faith healing do you?'

'You don't do faith healing do you?'

'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.'

'Must you eat without your shirt on? The crumbs falling into your navel are beginning to compost.'

'I need a new tooth brush.'

'I need a new tooth brush.'

"I thought you didn't have any toothpicks?"

"I thought you didn't have any toothpicks?"

"I'd really let myself go. I hadn't shaved in days."

"I'd really let myself go. I hadn't shaved in days."

'Yummo Toothpaste contains no caffeine, and cleans your teeth better than Coke or Pepsi!'

'Yummo Toothpaste contains no caffeine, and cleans your teeth better than Coke or Pepsi!'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

A hasty waste or tasty paste.

A hasty waste or tasty paste.

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'

'I'm sick of people always saying you're better than me!'

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