Oral Hygiene Humorist Mugs

'Did you have it professionally done or did you use those tusk whitening strips?'

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

Dentist working on a giant

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

'My teeth are so bad I have to ask my dentist for permission to chew.'

"Do you use a striped toothpaste...?"

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Chef copy robot

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

Tooth fairy

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Aperitif?"

"As a dental hygienist, the first thing I noticed was your smile."

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

Team medic spraying deodorant

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

The New Age Dentist.

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Whoever pulls it out becomes King of Britain, but Phil licked the handle, so..."

'At least you're not going to have to worry about your denture adhesive anymore.'

'Do you offer transcend dental medication?'