Shaving Aficionados Gifts

An evolutionary turning point.

'It's great, securing Paralympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor...'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Sheep In Curlers

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Drunk Barber

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Boy recommending a shaving soap to an older man

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

The wool club for mammoths.

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

World of Cow: Horn Gel

Axes 'R' Us Store

The Adventures of Morton - Sensitive skin.

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

'Don't be ridiculous, Schaumberg! -- They didn't have Burma-Shave back then!'

"If it ends up looking good on my chinny chin chin, I'll grow a full beard."

"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."

"You mean to say you haven't even put your face on yet?"

The Beard Movement

Cosmetics keep men from reading between the lines.

Where the Buffalo Comb

'Honey, I need some money for a facial: I need to look my best with all these photo safaris around...'

"Give yourself a little cut darling. He wants a chance to patch you up."

'Isn't he a little young for sideburns?'

Ten Seconds with Santa Claus: 'I think this will be my last year delivering presents...'

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

"I started plucking my eyebrows, and I couldn't stop..."

"May be I should part my hair on the right."

'Actually, I'm an athletic trainer. I just do hair removal on the side.'

"...with the Botox injections... I never lose at poker."