Pocket Shrimp Collector T-Shirts

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Shampoo.

Cow's straw

'It must be the dead sea.'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Try me/try me/try me...

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Shellfie

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'They sure have small litters.'

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

Feeling for shells

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'If you want to hear the ocean, press one.'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

Shell Pods

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

'It says 'The tide is out. At the beep, leave a message'.'

"Hey- you can actually hear the ocean better if you put the shell down."

Traffic Jam

Shrimp cook

Snail Love.

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'