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'She wants a small pocket knife.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Harry?... Is that you?"

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"I don't think you can get a peace prize for ending a war that you started."

In/Out

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

Biro Security

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

'It's a spork!'

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

A Fork-lift.

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

Sabrage

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'