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"Well, if doodling all day is busy, I was busy."

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

'Did I hear a click'

"Wouldn't one pen in your pajamas suffice?"

"Drat! - My pen's run out. . ."

'Give me all your free pens too!'

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'I understand you've been with the company for a number of years?'

Biro Security

"Take that cap off! It's disrespectful."

The Secret Life of Pens

Bev always got her pens back.

"Run out and get me some lunch, Simon."

'Your DNA is a perfect match - so you did steal my new ballpoint pen after all'

'Can I borrow a pen?'

"Why don't you just buy a new biro Sarge?"

Hubert Nicholson.

A beautiful Wedge-Tailed eagle circling high above.

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

All The King's Horses, All The King's Pens

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

Bring Your Own Pen

"Day 793, this pen is incredible!"

'C'mon get it straight.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Where Indian ink came from.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

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