Marker Pen Collector T-Shirts

Bingo night.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

Biro Security

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'Good news, Perkins! We're finally getting an automatic postage machine!'

Bear Office Worker

"I'm not buying it."

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

'It's a project to develop a stamp mucilage that tastes like beef stew.. it's funded by Andy Rooney.'

Dog Sticker Family

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

Hieroglyph stamps.

The Secret Life of Pens

Art Museum. Acquisitions Dept. How's it going? Another day, another Dali.

'I'm sure you'll find having a crossword will help your marriage.'

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

'Krista, please bring me a few sharpened pencils and some lucrative business.'