Collecting Markers T-Shirts

New Belief Systems

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Where Indian ink came from.

Please Drove Carefully.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Bingo night.

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"Beware of God"

Hoxton map.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

'So who's smoking?'

Deer Cross Dressing.

London map drawn from memory.

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Cat on Board.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'Say, wasn't that the bluebird of happiness?'

Falling Rock Zone

"Wow! You really pulled out all the stops."

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

Dog Sticker Family

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

'Your pen is noiser than a sword.'

'Beware of Dog' sign next to accordion-playing canine.

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, you may be qualified to go to law school!

Obvious Health and Safety Signpost.