Sticker Collecting T-Shirts

My son is a made man in the primero crime family,

Man with sticker on card reading 'Zombies love brains'.

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Billy. The Kid.

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

How am I abducting?

"The Eggsorcist"

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Fragile stamper.

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

The Pencil and Sharpener

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Teapot

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

I love you.

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

Biro Diversity

Honest Voting Stickers

I brake for federal bailouts.

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

I break for toilet paper

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

Honk if you're holy.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Parts of an automobile