Collecting Car Stickers T-Shirts

'Foal on board'

"Yes, we'd better be careful: The fish sticker at the back of his car could mean he's either a fisherman or a Christian..."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

Honest Voting Stickers

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"It's a sports car. It's supposed to be uncomfortable."

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

Falling Rock Zone

Practice random turn signals & senseless acts of braking.

Dog Sticker Family

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

'I've brought my car in to have the brake system adjusted.'

"Got any new monster trucks?"

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

My Other Car is a Hybrid

Bassoon musical instrument.

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

Rolls Royce with a figure of a businessman on the front.

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"