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"I'm the greatest CEO with the biggest deals and you know why? Because I have the same felt-tip pens as Donald Trump!"

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Bingo night.

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Biro Diversity

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Je Suis Charlie

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Weapens of Mass Instruction

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Pencil sharpeners in hell

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

Steadman - The Early Years.

Spilled Ink

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

"Getting a little thin on top and dull below, eh Pop?"

How to write

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".