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'Am I the only one who still enjoys the glide of a perfectly sharpened #2 on a fresh yellow legal pad?'

Caveman tries to carve using a pencil.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"Your door code, your parking permit, and a pencil, which comes with instructions."

Team Cat

"On a pencil, this is called an eraser, not the delete button."

Yellow Pencil

'Purchase two or more and get free tech support.'

The cartoonists with a giant Pencil

Pencil sharpeners in hell

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

'Being a pencil sharpener monitor does not mean that you have an environmentally dangerous job.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Pencils and Free Technical Support

It is a big box for 5 pencils, but it includes the 24 page operator's manual, DVD instructional video and a directory of tech-rep hotline numbers.

'I'm gonna have to get Rocky to rub ya out!'

"Hey, nice toupee."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"I need a special pencil for math...one with a lot less wood and a lot more eraser."

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Ink in a prison made out of pens.

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Je Suis Charlie

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

Weapens of Mass Instruction

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"