Marker Pen Aficionado Pillows

"I'm the greatest CEO with the biggest deals and you know why? Because I have the same felt-tip pens as Donald Trump!"

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Bingo night.

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Je Suis Charlie

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

"It's ironic. It looks like you're here because you're such a bad cartoonist."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Pencil sharpeners in hell

'Yes, the wood on this pencil is from a renewable source.'

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

Spilled Ink

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"I'll pencil you in for recess."

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

How to write

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

'Fortunately, our decline was slowed here when the marker ran dry.'