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"Can you stop humming The William Tell Overture? You're making the apple nervous."

Cow's straw

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

Traffic Jam

Worm Appreciation Society!

"With company-wide layoffs imminent I realized it was a matter of self-preservation."

"Someday, son, all this crap will be yours."

I heard it disappears if you suck on a rabbit's foot. I heard the virus came from aliens. I heard it's no worse than jock itch. Heard immunity.

'This is where I keep my gum.'

'We don't have to worry about African Killer Bees this far north.'

'You're listening to no repeat radio where we never play the same song twice! Yeah! No repeat radio! Where you'll never hear the same song twice! Only on no repeat radio!'

"I swar if you say it's what's inside that counts I will murder you will my beak."

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

Bees

Earworm Ward

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

Old man: 'Good news! Scientists have doubled the lifespan of cockroaches.'

Can I get two 'Shirley Temples' and 17 straws?

"I have no idea." "Me neither." "Do you even know how to play this game?" "Earthworms playing charades."

"I see you still have the president's ear."

'Do you have a longer straw?'

As the hiking party neared the summit, Nathan suddenly realised that he didn't have a head for heights'

Will play something to replace that song stuck in your head.

'Pauls souns system was so loud that he had to wear earplugs'

Free tickles any size

"I'm bored. Want to trade the songs stuck inside our heads?"

'Which way to the club house?'