Earworm Sufferer T-Shirts

"You won't believe it. I have that stupid song stuck in my head again."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"You're looking gorgeous tonight darling..."

'Where are you going?'

Dissectum Paniculata

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"

Worm Appreciation Society!

Seriously, try leaving them out for a day. They're delicious al dente!

I know it sounds crazy, but whenever I'm hungry, I get a ringing in my ears. Pavlov's Dog" The Later Years.

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'

Earworm Ward

'I wish I could help...'

TV tie-in book signpost.

Banned words

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."

'It appears that one juror has already made up her mind.'

"I have no idea." "Me neither." "Do you even know how to play this game?" "Earthworms playing charades."

'It's not the amount of wax I'm producing that bothers me, it's the wicks.'

"I've made the transition from bookworm to writer..."

CEO on trial

"Looks like I'm suffering from information overload."

'Looks like a great job!'

'We don't want Elizabeth to view the world through rose colored glasses, so we have her on a strict regime of heavy Greek tragedies.'

"Uh oh, these are molehills! This is not a safe neighbourhood: let's get out of here quick!"

Will play something to replace that song stuck in your head.

"According to this, earthworms are man's best friend."

'I blame TV, computer games and the internet: None of my kids are bookworms...'

Wait, have I been talking to myself this whole time? Well, THAT'S embarrassing.

BOOKS: Stuff you really don't want to know.

"I'm bored. Want to trade the songs stuck inside our heads?"

'Frank! That's not a napkin!'

"Can you stop humming The William Tell Overture? You're making the apple nervous."

'There's no easy way to say this, but I want a separation.'

"I'd like the novel they paid 3.2 million dollars for, whatever the hell it is."

"So rude … yet adorable."