Earworm Exchanger T-Shirts

"I'm bored. Want to trade the songs stuck inside our heads?"

Lady of the Cake.

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

Someday, the worm will turn.

Worm Appreciation Society!

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

Earworm Ward

'You might say they wormed their way into my heart!'

Wordilly Durdillies - Ringworm

Hey, Agatha. I've got some hot stuff for you. Nana? Take a look. Wow! Grade-A product. Thanks. Umm

Wake up with Mad Lizzie.

'I'm doing a 'pet swap'.'

"I have no idea." "Me neither." "Do you even know how to play this game?" "Earthworms playing charades."

Will play something to replace that song stuck in your head.

"You hearing aid you miserable, mean, catankerous old git."

Wait, have I been talking to myself this whole time? Well, THAT'S embarrassing.

'Uh oh... It looks like that darn snake is trying to convince her to eat our apple...'

Mybowel.

'Two chicken lip toasties and three salmon leg baguettes...I'm guessing you're a new apprentice.'

'Everything's a tradeoff - now that I can walk upright, I can't wiggle my ears any more.'

'Well, well, well...Hello there.'

Of course I'm happy! How many other creatures have a planet named after them?

"You won't believe it. I have that stupid song stuck in my head again."

'I hate cricket.'

"Can you stop humming The William Tell Overture? You're making the apple nervous."

Tell him that's my final offer: carrots and pretzel sticks for his Jell-o cup.

'There's no easy way to say this, but I want a separation.'

'Hello. I'm Willy. Tommy and I have exchanged homes.'

I swear, you only hear half the things I say.