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Lady of the Cake.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

US dollar rising and falling.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'Modern romance'

"I speak Latin, you know."

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

The Tobin Tax.

"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

Scientist with test tube.

Thank you for not asking how my experiment is coming along.

'Oh, wow, you found my science project and it works!'

Gracie invents a smart spray from her science kit.

"The hardest part was teaching him to use the hedge trimmers."

"When I said I wanted a pet, I meant a dog."

"We will help you to evade taxes in dollars, Swiss Francs, Euros, Pounds....or even in dead mice and birds!"

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

"I was rather hoping you'd be using incisive rebuttals based on an eclectic knowledge of the subject area!"

People talking through a stethoscope.

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."