Quirky Exchanger Gifts

Tell him that's my final offer: carrots and pretzel sticks for his Jell-o cup.

Lady of the Cake.

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

US dollar rising and falling.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Modern romance'

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."

The Tobin Tax.

"I see that, but can you play well with others?"

Scientist with test tube.

Thank you for not asking how my experiment is coming along.

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"

Recombinant DNA Lab. It's a Rhinocerose!

Gracie invents a smart spray from her science kit.

'Oh, wow, you found my science project and it works!'

"The hardest part was teaching him to use the hedge trimmers."

"When I said I wanted a pet, I meant a dog."

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

"We will help you to evade taxes in dollars, Swiss Francs, Euros, Pounds....or even in dead mice and birds!"

'My brother is going to stay with a family in France, and a French boy is coming to stay with us. Did you know your parents could exchange you?'

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

People talking through a stethoscope.

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."